my dearest cousin is having a rather huge fight with the rest of the family concerning where her wedding should be…she loves the “destination wedding” that people talked,read and dreams about…bali or maybe hawaii or somewhere in either south or north poles with the penguins = )lol…i am the closest to her.we are the best of friends. demands that i talk to her and make her change her mind and have her “destination wedding” at home instead
will lines like these help you think???
“moving requires 5 greyhounds or a whole boeing747…”
“grandma has a pacemaker…she can’t go through the metal detector…”
“it is hot and humid in bali…everybody will look like cooked lobster on film…”
guess not…how do i do this?
i know whatever that i say will break her heart…