How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.
i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
I’m not gona use them
