a woman was on her way back to her home country when she realizes that her promised gift for her girl friend (metal dildo) will alarm on the metal detector in the airport and feared that it will be confiscated, she saw a priest and begged him to carry it for her for they will not suspect a priest for such item. “father i beg of you to please carry this sex toy thru the detector for it will break my girlfriends heart as i promised this gift for her birthday if the guards will confiscate it” ” ok my dear but you must remember that i’m a priest and i’m not allowed to lie” and the woman agreed, the alarms rang and he was sent to the security department.
” what is the metal hard object hidden under your coat that triggered the alarm”
” my son, for the truth only i’ll tell you and nothing but the truth..
i have a thing that i’ve been carrying for quite sometime now which is designed to pleasure women but still packed and never serve it’s purpose”
and the security sent him out.
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Posted in metal detecting
Tagged alarms, Country, detector, GIFT, Girl, girl friend, HEART, home, Metal, metal detector, metal dildo, priest, security department, sex toy, Star, way, Woman
