They are all wrapped together in one and goes in this progressive order.
1) I am in New York attending NYU and we go to a fast food place (it varies from Taco Bell to McDonalds though usually Burger King) and we have to take off our shoes and empty our bags and pass through metal detectors to ensure that we have no bombs or anything like that… I remember decisively that when I get my burger it is always cold and soggy.
What’s weird about other than the obvious is that I do not live in the United States, I am not even going to NYU for University… I’m going to Cardiff.
2) I know this is stupid but…. my teeth keep falling out. Like all of them and I swallow them. Sometimes I swallow them whole, sometimes I chew them before swallowing them. Then I have to go to the dentist to get surgical implants for all of my teeth.
3) I wake up one morning to discover I am 7 months pregnant with a note telling me it is this guy. Let’s call him Rex. Rex and I were once on the verge of going out b
before he started spreading some really nasty things about me. It devastated me and recently he’s being trying to apologize but I am still soooo upset.
I have pretty good teeth to the best of my knowledge…. and when I find out I am pregnant I’m terrified, as I’m only 17. But the hardest is telling people that it is his. I cry and freak out the most then.
And another shocker was that we never had sex.
WHO AGREES WITH ME????? JAMES YAP ON NBA??JUST WTF WAS THAT.?
ok, here’s the thing, i don’t mean to offend anyone esp that particular person who just posted something like, is there a possibility that a filipino player could make it on NBA? i was ok with the question until he mentioned that he thinks JAMES YAP COULD BE A POSSIBLE PROSPECT. I mean, wake up, there’s no chance of him getting into the nba, and the worst part is, stupid commentators and i mean REAL STUPID commentators of PBA are even calling him KING JAMES, i mean c’mon, if LeBron James would see and hear that he was just being compared with some goofball with probably no good D, (and yes it goes to all the PBA teams) no good gold digger whatever you call him bullshit, i think he wouldn’t even consider it as a humor or aspiration to his greatness – king james himself. Philippines couldn’t even beat China in Fiba, how is it possible that any of them could make it on NBA? I’m a filipino and i admit that i’m a b-ball fan but not the PBA certainly. This is not about patriotic bullshit so to those who would react that i’m not being “makabayan” GTFO. if you understand what i meant by that, it’s just that i’m being factual, realistic. And yes, how could someone refuse to play on NBA? WHO ON EARTH WOULD DO THAT WHEN EVERY BALLER DREAMS ON MAKING IT BIG SOMEDAY?? I’m sorry but i just don’t believe the Johnny A. story, plus this james yap thread. If ever NBA would accept yap, that’s the time i believe that Kobe and the like should really play on Euroleague and yes, you call james yap a clutch player? do you even know what you are talking about, a “clutch player”?? omg. Nate Rob would school his ass all day, even the worst benchwarmers in NBA could school anybody in PBA. take it from me. Hate me or curse me for this thread i don’t give a damn, but to those who have the same ideas like me, feel free to post your comments, anyway, i expect some of the rude feedback from dumb people, so enjoy hating me. Let’s just stick to boxing where undeniably Filipinos are DOMINATING. that’s an A grade right there.
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