1. Children do NOT ensure companionship, health or care in old age.
2. There are enough people on this Earth.
3. Every extra human decreases land, water, mineral resources.
4. Every human increases pollution.
5. Every human increases over population issues.
6. Children (including myself) have a difficult time leaving home at 18 years old.
7. Children increase expense… by ALOT!
8. If I was to decide to have a kid, I could never reverse that decision.
9. My child my have more children, which I may be forced to support.
10. If the child is disabled, I will have to support it for the rest of its life (not to mention health expenses!!).
11. Because of the financial responsibility, I will not be able to enjoy much of what I want to enjoy in life… expensive cars, traveling etc.
12. Early retirement is almost completely out of the question!
13. Children are destructive… whatever they break, I have to replace.
14. The high chance of living paycheck to paycheck does not sound like fun to me!
15. Toys are RIDICULOUSLY annoying!!!
16. College education costs thousands of dollars and increases each year!
17. Schools are unable to discipline children and any bad behaviour can and WILL be exposed to the child.
18. Sleep deprivation anyone?
19. I will not be able to do anything spontaneously (by myself)
20. Need a Baby sitter everytime we want to go out??
21. Carrying on an adult conversation with someone with most kids is pretty difficult… CONSTANT interruptions.
22. Spending time with friends becomes increasingly difficult and I may even lose touch with those friends.
23. Hobbies are a difficult thing to maintain when children are involved as well.
24. Children will scream, cry and yell constantly when they are young, stressing patience and destroying peace with their noise. As teenagers they will blast music (or worse, make it) with the same effect.
25. Teenagers are typically abusive, rude, sullen and uncontrollable.
26. I will have no privacy
27. The things I treasure may be lost, stolen, or destroyed by the children
28. I will be constantly exposed to aggravating, mindless child-oriented entertainment such as cartoons, kiddie videos and music.
29. Nagging children to get them to do things (I should know cause you have to nag me too!) will drive me crazy
30. Children have no discretion… anything I say will be repeated at any time!
31. Sex…. HA!
32. Sami (my gf) and I will fight about child-raising practices.
33. Studies show that childless marriages are HAPPIER than marriages that include children!
34. Because sami is religious, I will be forced to attend religious practices that I do not wish to attend to!
35. The economy is horrible, good homes are becoming unaffordable, taxes are increasing, oil is highly limited, good jobs are hard to come by etc.
36. Smell…children smell, I can’t stand the smell of diapers and I simply can’t stand the general smell of a house with kids in it!
37. Children are likely to destroy or vandalize the home!
38. Constant judging by other parents that I simply don’t need..
39. I simply don’t want kids, never have.
40. I would simply like to live a life of a higher standard.
who would like to challenge these reasons?
this was entertaining everywhere and just to point it out I do have a vasectomy scheduled
thoughts?
the funny part is she does know…you’ll be hearing about us on Dr. Phil soon…ya ya I know lol
