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The Leprechauns That Stole Money From Our Well

Wishes are sent to the well,
But the leprechauns stole them to add to their riches,
Maybe I should find them and bring the money back,
The evil little critters spent it on flash cars, holidays and homes in different paths,
Hence they stole from our wishing well,
Will none of our wishes now come true?
I go leprechaun hunting after the rain and sun falls through,
To a rainbow yet I never get to the end,
So I go ask the fairies down the lane,
They hate the leprechauns; they find them such pains,
Insulting them and others who like them,
They don’t understand their fairy games,
The fairies investigate and find the leprechauns secret pub,
I go into it, all ready to kick some ignorant butt,
They stand laughing at me with their shite designer’s clothes,
Throwing large words at me because they think they are better than Crazy girl,
But I get my hands on the wishing well money,
Now I don’t know what to do,
Maybe I should throw it in a well in Cork,
Then all Cork Peoples dreams would then come true,
Wouldn’t that be lovely?
All do if my dreams come true-
You’re all screwed.

By Crazygirl

All Opinions welcome

Cheers
I write them all myself Aisling. I can only write comedy about Ireland for some strange reason.

The rest serious.

I would only ever wish good things for lovely Cork.

Trolls in Norway you say. I must Goggle that. There are few in Ireland. they are a different spicies of Troll do.
Leprechauns like Ham sandwiches. What kind of Leprechauns do ye have in Tipperary?
Tayto’s, that is interesting. I always thought leprechauns liked Tayto’s.

E bay, you say. Which county would you Fitch the most money for for a leprechaun, some people like specific accents?

Cheers.
Nice name Crazy drama, but this would kill the leprechauns, I would be unable to sell them then.