I have a pressing dilemma regarding a fellow student of mine. For confidentiality reasons I will call her Bailey. At present, I believe that Bailey possesses an unhealthy fixation centered on a teacher at our school. Although the teacher, let’s call him Styx, is a brand new edition to our educational institution, in addition to the fact that Bailey is merely acquainted with his presence from minor glances in the halls, she still OBSESSES over Styx repeatedly. I always overhear Bailey muttering crude remarks about “his tight ***,” “his ripped physique,” and “his hidden treasure jailed by a khaki prison.” The sheer sight of him seems to paralyze all of Bailey’s normal functions and capacities, sending her into a fanatic whirlwind of laughter and innuendo. Bailey has already uncovered his home address, phone number, and social security number via the Internet; she has already mapped out the exact route from her house to his and has prematurely arranged all of the sexual acts she would perform once there. So what do you fellow Yahoo! Answer users think? Is Bailey experiencing a common adolescent phase or should I be concerned?
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